About Us

The Unhinged Version

Welcome to CMC Laser & Gifts — the little Michigan shop where we willingly point high-powered lasers at wood for fun and profit.

We are Jeremy and Kelly, and yes, we run this circus voluntarily.

Jeremy is the reason this business exists and also the reason we can’t have nice things.
He spends 14 hours a day with the lasers, whispering sweet nothings to them, fixing the ones he broke, and breaking the ones he just fixed.

If you ordered something highly detailed, super custom, or borderline impossible?
Jeremy said “Yeah I can do that” before fully thinking it through.
He has been sleep-deprived since 2019.

Kelly handles:

• Orders

• Customers

• Packaging

• Scheduling

• The finances

• Jeremy’s sanity (what’s left of it)

• And everything else Jeremy forgot about

If your order showed up on time?
Kelly.
If Jeremy hasn’t wandered off into the woods yet?
Also Kelly.

She runs the day-to-day while Jeremy battles the lasers like a wizard with a tool budget.

We create:

• 3D LakeArt maps that look like real lakes, not puddles

• Personalized ornaments

• Cabin signs that scream “we own a pontoon boat”

• Engraved gifts for people you like

• Engraved gifts for people you tolerate

• Completely unhinged custom requests like “Can you laser my cousin’s face onto a cutting board?”

Spoiler:
Yes.
We absolutely can.

Because we’re not a big corporation.
We’re two gremlins in a workshop, fueled by caffeine, stubbornness, and the thrill of making cool stuff.

You get:

✨ Real communication
✨ Real craftsmanship
✨ Real humans (arguably)
✨ Products that don’t fall apart like the “Wish version” you almost ordered

We love what we do.
We love making custom pieces that actually mean something.
We love working with customers who appreciate small-business chaos.

And honestly?
We’re just happy you’re here.

→ Message us with your ideas.
The weirder, the better.